Now this fake IPL blog some serious eyeballs. This guy writes like a seasoned pro, I mean, every player of the tournament has now read his blog.
First of all, I am sure he is not writing from his laptop. It is his Smartphone that is doing all the work and I am sure about it.
So the big question is – WHO F*** is FAKE IPL PLAYER?
Lets analyze him a bit more – He started off saying that he has played in Ranji’s, and he is NOT a superstar in the team and perennially serves drinks. So this is some new kid on the block? or did the inaugural post was to misdirect people, trying to find who this guy is !!
Read his opening para:
Well, I am the perennial no hoper. In fact, the only time I had hope was when I played for my school. They thought I might make it to the test side one day. Well, made it to the Ranjis, but never beyond. And this time round, am part of the IPL. Actually, I am not too sure why I am here. The team’s full of super stars and all I do it bowl a bit, bat a bit, and field like a maniac. But, there’s one thing I do very well. Serve drinks. And that’s what I am expecting do in South Africa. As I said, I am a no hoper. And have no hopes of getting a match in IPL.
Drilling down further, it is a no brainer from this statement that he is from Kolkata Knight Riders:
The other good thing about the IPL is that I can see all these big shots from pretty close range. My team has a superstar captain…err sorry… ex-captain. We have a megalomaniac as our owner. Our coach comes with loads of attitude and baggage.
Now thats not difficult to guess that this guy is referring to none other than Saurav Ganguly, Shahrukh Khan and offcourse the Full of Attitude John Buchanan
Lets move on.
Before we go and analyse further – Here are some of the Nick names he has given to the IPL guys:
Vinnie Dildo/ Badsaah Dildo – Shah Rukh Khan
Kishen Kanhaiyya – Ravi Shastri
Lord Almighty – Ganguly
Sheikh of Tweak – Shane Warne
Bevdaa – Jessie Ryder
Big Sister – Shilpa Shetty
Calypso King – Gayle
Mr. Batlivala – Mallaya
Prince Charles of Patiala – Yuvraj Singh
Little Monster – Sachin
Pedophile Priest – GilCHRIST
Little John – Ishant Sharma
Kaan Moolo – Agarkar
Appam Chutiya – Sreesanth
Phoren babas – McCullum & Buchanan
RDB – Ranadeb Bose
Mira Bhai – Harbhajan Singh
Sandy Baddy Babe – Mandira Bedi
These are pretty much the basics. Now let me tell you what I feel.
This guys is NOT from the KKR team itself. He is someone from the Journalist crowd. A player himself will not put his career in Jeopardy.
So this guys is a Journalist, hanging around the teams, and these whole blog posts are not 100% factual, he puts up a 1 and 1 and makes it eleven. Like if 3-4 of teams members are discussing, he will weave a nice little humorous story around it and present it to people.
The kind of literary sense that he has – and the way he expresses himself – HE HAS TO BE SEASONED writer.
As if now, I dont really care what or who he is – I thoroughly enjoy his blog posts and thats what matters !!
Related posts:
- Justin Bieber Tattoo Photo – Justin Bieber Tattoo Fake or Real? Justin Bieber Tattoo Photo – Justin Bieber Tattoo Fake or Real? – A lot of people really cant get over the news about Justin bieber getting a tatoo. Is this...
- Rajasthan Royals under scanner over source of funds – Gaea Times (blog) NEW DELHI - A probe into sources of overseas funds of Jaipur IPL Cricket, owners of Rajasthan Royals team of the Indian Premier League (IPL), has been initiated by the...
- IPL: Apex court notice to BCCI – Gaea Times (blog) NEW DELHI - The Supreme Court Friday issued notice to the Indian cricket board and its secretary N. Srinivasan on a petition challenging India Cements’ holding in the Indian Premier...
- Straddling TV, web on IPL ride – Hindustan Times Any marketer will tell you that the most brand-friendly game is cricket. Think about it — ads between wickets, between overs, during drinks. This year, they’ve taken it a notch...
- Live IPL Cricket Streaming: 2010 Semi-finals MI vs RC – In Entertainment (blog) In around four hours the first of this year’s IPL semi-finals will take place, this match will see the Mumbai Indians take on take on the Royal Challengers Bangalore at...
- IPL Controversy.. Cricket Regulatory Authority of India … – Blogger News Network (blog) Read 45 times. The controversies sorrounding IPL have now gone beyond the normal dispute and raised several legal issues including match fixing and betting. The BCCI authorities have taken a...